The birds around here have got it good. A couple years ago I was late to work because I got stuck behind a Canada goose. A goose that wasn't crossing the road -- no, it was sauntering along, in my lane, right in front of me. I flashed lights, I honked (it honked back), I got within inches -- nothing doing.
A goose I can almost understand. The geese around here are no longer migratory. They seem to prefer waddling around to actual flying.
Today I had to stop and wait for a robin to cross the road.
That's it -- I'm getting a gun license.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment