It's getting pretty hot/humid these days, which can result in ... shall we say ... more "colorful" customers ... at least that's how we choose to interpret it.
Today, a certain coworker of mine (about 26, Wheaton alum, worked at Honey Rock -- with AndreaW) was ringing up a customer. He must've asked her how she was doing or something equally suggestive, because all of a sudden she's saying (loudly -- the whole front of the store heard her),
"I'm over 60, my boobs are sagging, and if it gets any worse, I'm going to have to pay you for sex!"
O .... ooookaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy ...
When one of the full-timers saw how he was stammering and completely unable to function after that, he sidled up to the poor young man and said, "Hey, this is your opportunity to create a total WOW customer experience! C'mon, man, take one for the team!"