"I'm gonna go ahead and trog* up."
- "Sounds like you have a trog problem."
"It sounds like someone is wringing me out like a wet towel, and you want to come over here?!?"
"Dude, I chopped off that thing's arm and it handed me my ass."
Yeah, we battled zombies. No one's died yet, fortunately. And I got my first chance to turn undead**! Yeah!
*"Trog" = troglodyte. Our wizard can turn himself into a troglodyte, much to our amusement. Doing so gives him some much-needed natural armor, because otherwise he is a complete wuss.
* "Turn Undead": an ability of clerics to make undead creatures turn tail and run. Sometimes even destroy them. It's cool. I rock.
Complete and detailed description of my plans to take over the world.
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You do rock, Meesh!
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